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CHARTER MEMBERS
Finding Inspiration in Every INSULT
Our Story
Founded in Erie, PA Circa 2002, DHFL has become a way of life!
Essentially being known later as the battle cry "Saturday's are for the boys" DHFL was the OG of well, Dude Hangouts!
The Charter consists of the original 9 members.
Other members have come and gone, though the core has stayed intact.
Unfortunately the sanctity of the group chat is often ruined by two members known as "The Greens"
Luckily the heroic 'blue members' always find a way to save the day and keep the chat Legendary!
Lastly, be warned... DHFL is not for everyone.
MEMBERSHIP
Dustyn risner
EL Presidente'
AKA: DRiz, Riz
Fan Base: Dallas
Speaks better than Joe Biden
Less arrogant than Donald Trump
Gives shit like Dave Portnoy
Keeps this group together!
That's why he's the Pres!
stephen warzala
Vice President
AKA: Mullet, Stevo, Warzy
Fan Base: Buffalo
A man of action and mystery
Official Namer of the "Orange Feathered Shit Fucker" The Official Bird of DHFL.
Not to be confused with "The Stuffed Grouse"
James alexander
Secretary & Treasurer
AKA: The James
Fan Base: Pittsburgh
The trustworthy one of the group. Thus the man who handles the money!
A man of few words, but will literally bite your face off. Look at that picture!
Bradley parker
Head of Internal Affairs
AKA: Parkstar
Fan Base: Buffalo
When being an RA doesn't work out...
You join DHFL and become an encourager of shenanigans.
jason colbert
Director of Formal Ordinances
AKA: Colbert, Colbs, The Dome
Fan Base: Pittsburgh
The nicest person you will meet.
Never a bad word to say about anyone.
But try and take him on in the paint and he will drop buckets on you!
Patrick martino
Captain Sweater Vests & Carnage
AKA: Chach
Fan Base: Buffalo
The former Sabretooth is a fan of all things sweater vests in the winter. Though don't let the man behind the mascot costume fool you... If there is a problem you need solved, Chach is the man to get things done behind the scenes!
Anthony D’abruzzo
Intern of Cybering & DHFL Betting Handicapper
Was Director of Cybering has since been DEMOTED
AKA; Fat Tony, Toni
Fan Base: Pittsburgh
Always down for whatever. Though his quest for the "Holy Grail" often leads to disaster!
Also a dirty green.
RUSSELl STraub
Communications & Marketing Officer
AKA: Finch
Fan Base: Cleveland
A craftsman of many things. He most likely made his computer out of wood!
Unconfirmed former member of D.A.R.E.
Isn't afraid to give out jars of mayo as
wedding gifts!
Nathan mchale
Sgt of Arms
AKA: G'Nate, Gay Nate
Fan Base: Cleveland
Much like the crab people living under a city. Nate surfaces and comes up for air only to shoot guns, drink PBR, blow things up, and beat inmates. Mercilessly
joseph tony
Prospect
AKA: Joe Tony
Fan Base: WNBA & Shanghai Sharks
Quit prospect position.
Couldn't hack it in DHFL
Our allegianceS
